She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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