he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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