Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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