I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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