Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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