Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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