Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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