that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
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Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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