I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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