is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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