I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Someone shit on the floor
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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