My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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