Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Randomize
