People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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