Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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