I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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