Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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