the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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