I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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