You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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