Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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