I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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