Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm sobbing to NWA
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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