i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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