so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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