All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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