I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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