I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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