I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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