you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She told me I should be a condom model.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Are we still banned from the library?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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