You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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