Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i was born a porn star she said
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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