oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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