so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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