Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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