I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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