So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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