I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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