Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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