I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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