I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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