She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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