she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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