if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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