Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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