i just had sex bonerless
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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