your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Mom said you looked used
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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