I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
