Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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