Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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