I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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