I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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