smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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