sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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