thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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